Dis ya ting yah, it all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mix di best fruit an' make it so smooth. Ya know how Mi seh a good drink pon weekend night? Dis rum yah, it take yuh away to paradise. Ya see, some people tink rum only good for livin'. But dis drink, it got history. Every sip a trip back to di roots. So when yuh see di rum, remember dat: